Happy New Year to you all... My New Year's resolution is to try to cut back on all the cheap and tacky sexual innuendo that usually frequents my newsletters. Let's try to be a bit more classy in 2025, eh? So... did you have a good festive season? Stockings? Dangling baubles?Ruddy-faced men with swollen sacks fit to burst? A coating of the white stuff? Decent stuffings? (I've failed already, haven't I?) It's a bit of a slow start to the year as I get back up and running and get some much-need...
27 days ago • 4 min read
Helping keep you warm (and wet) Hello everyone. Well, the past few weeks have featured a whole lot of the white stuff! And for once, I'm not talking about gentlemen's relish... Yes, winter is well and truly here but while it may be snowing outside (depending upon your location) you can stay hot under the covers with my latest offerings of smut! Book 2 of my 'Porn Dimension' saga is out! I got some great feedback for the first part (4.8 stars on Amazon at time of writing), so I'm hoping the...
2 months ago • 2 min read
Giving you the willies... This newsletter comes a bit too late after Halloween to theme it around the spooky season but I'll be damned if I'm going to miss an opportunity for a childish pun! And rest assured, this month I'm bringing you LOADS of willies (and boobs and bottoms...). For starters, I'm kicking off a brand new series that combines a well-worn concept with my usual kinky explorations. Is it a comedy? Is it a sci-fi? Is it a filthy adventure full of saucy and surprising twists? The...
3 months ago • 3 min read
A glut of smut for y'all! I'm glad I'm not a woman; I'd just stay in bed all day playing with my tits. I know... it's an old joke. But one that inspired my latest kinky short! I've gone full Freaky Friday and imagined what it would be like if a man woke up as a woman, and a woman woke up as a man. Read the filthy results in 'Body Swap Swingers' - more details below. I've also got my usual batch of recommendations and freebies for you. Not too much else to report – I'm busy beavering away on...
4 months ago • 3 min read
Greetings from the past! I'm not actually here right now – as you read these words I'm far away from my laptop eschewing all copywriting for some much-needed holiday time! But I can't let a month go by without touching base with you guys, can I? So I'm writing this in advance to say 'Hi' while I sun myself (weather permitting) outside a hotel somewhere... As a result of my time off, I'm afraid I don't have a new release to furnish you with this month but I DO have a freebie – which I know you...
5 months ago • 8 min read
Welcome to my web of sin! Isn't that how Shirley Bassey described the world of Goldfinger? Well, I don't have a precious metal digit to beckon you in with, but I do have a bunch of filthy stories that I think you'll enjoy. So come in, make yourself comfortable (loosen your underwear if you like) and prepare to be aroused by my sordid works of fiction! Scroll down past the unusually angled image of the ingénue with uncovered under-boob for all the good stuff! Why is it so sexy seeing her from...
6 months ago • 3 min read
Hello to all my randy readers!! It always feels like an important newsletter when I get to announce the conclusion of one of my ongoing series, so chalk this one down as a special one – semenal, even (spelling error intentional) – because the final chapter of Sexhibitions is now available and it ends on a suitably debauched (and sticky) note. And as always, I've got some recommendations and freebies from my fellow authors to tempt you. So let's not mess around, eh? Scroll down past the perky...
7 months ago • 2 min read
It's time for some Summer Lovin' Summer loving: Hawkland style! (Which invariably means conflicted young men lusting after sexually-insatiable women with big boobs and bigger sexual appetites) Hello again. How's the world treating you? Whether you're doing well or things could be better, no frame of mind can't be further improved by getting hot under the collar over the written exploits of randy people giving in to their sexual desires. And this month I've got a brand new standalone story...
8 months ago • 4 min read
Frisky Greetings to you all... I like to start every romantic encounter by asking my partner which shoe she'd prefer I climax over. Why? Because I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. 😂😂😂 Yes, it's a bold move to open my latest newsletter with a sexually explicit dad joke but I'm feeling a bit crazed today, so you'll just have to put up with it! A bout of COVID (my first, believe it or not!) managed to floor me this month and I'm only just getting back to full capacity. My latest...
9 months ago • 4 min read