2023 is going to be hot!

That's not a weather forecast, by the way – more a way of intimating that this year I'm planning on writing a huge amount of smut covering a wide variety of scenarios... and I hope you'll join me on the ride!

This month my first collection releases – four of my most popular stories collected in one bargain bundle – and I've got a free chapter from the story that started my erotica career. Ah, memories!

There's also the usual selection of recommendations and freebies. Just scroll down past the pair of pictures boasting beautiful breasts...

(We're all fans of boobs here, right?)

My first erotic bundle is out now!

​4 stories in 1 for just $4.99/£3.99​

What stories does this include?

So this super-bargain features:

• Can Buy Me Love (13,400 words)
• Dear Sir... (18,800 words)
• A New Facial Routine (20,500 words)
• Accidental Swingers (11,800 words)

Needless to say, this represents great value for money if you've yet to enjoy even two of those sordid tales.

Why 'Massive Melons'?

It's not subtle, I grant you. But a lot of my stories (you may have noticed) feature women with generous endowments and I delight in taking the time to describe how they look, feel and taste to the lucky young men who get to play with them. So, the title's accurate and – let's not be coy – having a lovely pair of tits on a cover never harmed sales!

But I've already read/purchased one of those stories...

Even if there are two on the list that you haven't yet tried, you'll be getting a great deal. And isn't it nice to have some highly-rated erotica all collected in the same place? And don't worry: I'll only be bundling titles in the future when they've had plenty of time in the Amazon store by themselves... so early-adopters won't feel hard done by!

Frankly you deserve my custom for the 'bra' pun alone

Thank you. And I agree, it's a belter! If this does well enough I may also adjust the cover to read 'No. 1 breast-seller'.

I'm now on Facebook!

(or is it Meta?!)

It's very early days and I need to put some work into building my presence there but a few follows wouldn't go amiss, so if you use Facebook/Meta (we still all call it Facebook, right?) then search for Jack Hawkland and follow the account with the lady being peeped on.

The more of you that follow, the more likely I am to put some cool stuff on there, so give me some incentive and look me up!

My novels and novellas

From $2.99/£2.79 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited

Something to suit all tastes (and fantasies!)

Too Hot for Amazon!!

Semi-incestuous tales over at Smashwords

In 'Just Can't Get Enough' an inexperienced college kid discovers his half-sister has a medical condition that makes her sexually insatiable when off her meds. And in 'Unrelated Sexual Experiences' a similarly shy young man finds out he was accidentally swapped at birth – which means his busty 'sisters' aren't really his sisters. Which means...

This month's recommendations

Check out these smokin' hot authors...

This month we've got gay superhero erotica, dreamy pin-ups getting intimate with sex toys at a convention, two couples that swing for the first time, and a bundle from the queen of 'hot wife' tales. Enjoy!

And a bumper collection for Kindle Unlimited!

Lots of authors have contributed to this one so you're bound to see something that you haven't seen before. Take a chance on a new writer!

Show me the freebies!

Hello there! Did you skip to the end to grab the free stuff again? That's ok; I still like you! A couple of newsletters for you to subscribe to this month together with a generous collection of freebies. Have fun!

That's all folks!

I've got a really hot Medium story in the works and a friend code with your name on it (metaphorically) so look forward to that in a couple of weeks along with news of yet ANOTHER bargain. I do so spoil you all!

Until then... stay kinky x