Happy New Year to you all...

My New Year's resolution is to try to cut back on all the cheap and tacky sexual innuendo that usually frequents my newsletters. Let's try to be a bit more classy in 2025, eh?

So... did you have a good festive season? Stockings? Dangling baubles?Ruddy-faced men with swollen sacks fit to burst? A coating of the white stuff? Decent stuffings? (I've failed already, haven't I?)

It's a bit of a slow start to the year as I get back up and running and get some much-need winter sun, so January's newsletter is a little late and there won't be a mid-month bonus for a month or two. But I'll try to make sure that February's correspondence has a new release and a bunch of bargains and freebies in time for Valentine's Day!

But that's not to say you haven't got any goodies to dive into for this winter missive. There's a new collection, some great recommendations, and a handful of freebies to get your teeth into.

So scroll down past the perky princess on the precipice of penetrating her pussy by pulling her panties up past her hips for all the details...

Now available:

The Climax Collection: Volume 3

What's this all about, then?

I've collected 10 more of my favourite stories that were previously published (but no longer available) on Medium and bundled them together into another awesome book!

Does that mean I've read all of these stories before?

If you're a longstanding newsletter subscriber and you always take advantage of the free Medium 'friends codes' I provide in the middle of every month, then it's very likely. This is aimed more at new or non-subscribers who haven't had the chance to sample my Medium output. If you've only jumped on the bandwagon in the last six months or so, then there will be stories here you likely haven't read!

Of course, having a bunch of my stories in a single book on your Kindle might make for a tempting purchase even if you're familiar with them! (And, let's not be coy, you'd be helping me out massively if you contributed to my monthly sales...)

It's not very visible on Amazon...

Ah, that's because – despite several resubmissions – it's been dungeoned by the powers-that-be. After changing the cover three times, I figure it must have something to do with the subject matter of one of the shorts – although I can't work out which! I might try one more new cover (there is a hint of areola peeking out from the loose bra cup of the lower model) but I fear this one will have to be searched out!

So what's included?

1. Blind girl's filthy invitation (Part 1): Visually impaired babe gives her study buddy a guilt-free opportunity to ogle her tits
2. Getting steamy in the sauna: Swinging couple give a timid man a treat when they enter his steam room and drop their towels
3. Threesome au lait: They thought their wild days were behind them - but this new mum wants her filthy pals to taste her milk
4. Making a mess during a massage: A 100% true story about the time my big-chested housemate made me cum in my pants
5. You're so BIG!: Eager-to-please girl discovers her new boyfriend is SERIOUSLY packing - but can she accommodate him?
6. Definitely not gay: College girl realises the camp housemate she's been parading around topless is actually into women
7. A very slutty secretary: A job interview where the potential PA demonstrates just how available she'll be to her prospective boss
8. Spit-roasted for the first time: Her fantasy comes true as her boyfriend and his best pal fill her up at both ends
9. Turning the tables on her flasher: A pervert gets more than he bargained for when his public exposure is reciprocated
10. Blind girl's filthy invitation (Part 2): He's seen her tits - now she wants to feel the effect they've had on him!

Nominate me for a Golden Pigtail!

That time of year has rolled around again where I get my hopes up only to get 2nd or 3rd place in my nominated category 😂

Let's try to get me a win this year, eh?

My recommendations for nominations this year would be:

• Trapped in the Porn Dimension: Book 1 for the "Tickler" Award for Parody/Comedy Erotica
• Body Swap Swingers for the "Beam Me Harder" Award for Fantasy/Sci-Fi Erotica

Reviews round-up

Time for me to stop blowing my own trumpet and allow my readers to do it for me! Hopefully, their kind and encouraging words might spur you into making a purchase!

Also available on Amazon...

College kids get kinky!

If you like the subjects of your erotic stories to be barely-legal young adults with not a lot of experience but a lot of pent-up desire, then try one or more of these offerings that feature sexual awakenings, firm flesh, and lots of naked nubile bodies!

From $2.99/£2.49 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited

Check out these other books...

Recommended stories by awesome authors

Firstly there's the excellent Belle "Nude and Lewd" Desnuda who specialises in writing strong-willed women embracing lust and submission in fantasy, free-use settings. And what better characters to prove that than two eager-to-please pleasure demons?

And if you want something a little more taboo, you could do a lot worse than the depraved musings of Scarlett Anise who loves to describe the hardcore interactions of family members who use their lack of by-blood relations to get up to all sorts of sordid nonsense!

Show me the freebies!

Some downright filthy offerings for you this month! Horny goblins, step-sibling breeding, sci-fi smut and a cum-soaked compilation. All free, if you sign up to the authors; newsletters!

That's all folks!

I hope to have Book 3 in the 'Porn Dimension' saga ready for you by February. Fingers crossed!

Thank you to the one person who responded to my plea for a tip in my Christmas newsletter 😂🥲😢😭😭😭 Don't worry, I still love you all. But if you want to thank me for everything I do every month, then do send me a little something if you can afford to.

Until next time... stay kinky x