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It's time for some Summer Lovin'

Summer loving: Hawkland style! (Which invariably means conflicted young men lusting after sexually-insatiable women with big boobs and bigger sexual appetites)

Hello again. How's the world treating you? Whether you're doing well or things could be better, no frame of mind can't be further improved by getting hot under the collar over the written exploits of randy people giving in to their sexual desires.

And this month I've got a brand new standalone story that ticks all the boxes. Well, it certainly ticks MY boxes: it's got inappropriate massages, a MILF, a stunning teenage virgin and big oily breasts! See below for all the details.

I've also got the usual recommendations and freebies so scroll down past the sunbathing babes baring their boobs for the good stuff!


NEW RELEASE:

A naughty masseur gets lucky!

What's this all about, then?

Massage. Specifically, professional massages that become far more intimate than advertised! Edward's early motivations for completing a massage course might have been dubiously sordid but he's since become a rather accomplished therapist who rarely thinks about those initial reasons for learning his craft.

What were those 'initial reasons' exactly?

An excuse to get his hands on naked women, of course! Those days are behind him now that he does this to earn some extra cash at the local spa hotel. But every once in a while, a client arrives on his table who temps him into letting his hands caress parts of the body that other professionals would avoid (with the client's permission, of course!).

I guess this story features one of those clients, eh?

Well two of them, actually. Firstly, a fruity MILF who's recently been under the plastic surgeon's knife and wants to know if her new boobs feel as natural as they look. And after Edward shows such willingness to break spa rules, she suggests that her inexperienced but curious stepdaughter might also benefit from some time on his table.

The title promises a 'deflowering'

Well indeed. Young Melody may be all grown up but she's hopelessly inexperienced for an 18-year-old and has never even been touched by a man before, let alone naked in front of one. Edward's brief is to broaden her horizons... but even the dirty minx who set this all up couldn't have imagined how deeply Eddie would commit to his brief...

I can't imagine the stepmother is too pleased about that...

She might let Edward's indiscretion slide. For a price! 😜


Featured recommendation

Check out my take on billionaire erotica...

Give me the pitch!

A beautiful bisexual woman finds herself destitute and homeless after a series of unfortunate events. Rescued off the streets by a rich and handsome benefactor, this mysterious guardian angel appears to want nothing in return. But after giving her a temporary home, a job and a second chance at life, Emily becomes obsessed with the idea of showing him how grateful she is.

And how does she show her appreciation, I wonder?

Well, after a random encounter at a hotel bar where it becomes clear that her saviour has been stood up by an escort, Emily realises there's one thing she can offer the man who has everything (except, it seems, a woman who will do whatever he wants in the bedroom).

So far, so straightforward. How does this cover two books?

Well, let's just say that her knight in shining armour might not be as virtuous as he first appears, as it soon becomes clear that Emily isn't the only woman in a dire situation he has helped – and the sexual favours she bestowed in return might not be the first kinky rewards he's enjoyed.

So is he a hero or a villain?

A bit of both. I think some readers will find him sympathetic and others a complete jerk! I'd be interested in hearing your opinions...


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In the meantime, here's some suggested reading...

From $2.99/£2.49 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited


Check out these other books...

Some poly recommendations to turn you on

You'll notice a bit of a theme this month: group sex!

Yes, all these books feature at least three people (and in one case a whole office load!) getting highly intimate with each other in a variety of sordid ways. It's always more steamy when your partner brings a friend, isn't it? So check out these titles... they're sure to get your pulse racing!


Show me the freebies!

When a book is free, I figure the author has already done the heavy lifting in terms of getting potential readers to take a look. But these guys have gone above and beyond with some stunningly alluring covers as well! Check out the under-boob on 'Full Body Workout' 😛

As always, subscribe to the writers' mailing lists to read these tales FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

And here's a collection of freebies from a slightly different author pool than the ones I usually showcase - which means there are almost certainly some reader magnets in here that you have yet to sample!


That's all folks!

Next month I'm hoping to have the super-hot and super-messy finale to my series of Sexhibitions! The identity of Wanksy is finally revealed to Francesca - but she's going to have to get absolutely drenched in sticky appreciation to learn the truth! Bukkake fans are gonna love it!

Remember, you can send me a tip if you want to encourage me to continue with this crazy vocation of mine. Every little helps!

Until next time... stay kinky x

Erotica writer extraordinaire

From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.

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