I wanna make you scream...
Not in a horrific 'jump scare' kind of way. No, more in the 'I'm having an amazing orgasm, so epic I need to vocalise it immediately' kind of way! And if calling out while you pleasure yourself is a little too much, then a soft moan will suffice! Have I sufficiently flogged that attempt to create a headline that covers both horror and erotica? Oh good... 😏 Onwards!
Happy Halloween! To celebrate I've got a spooky new release for you all to enjoy! It was a real hoot to write and I hope you enjoy reading it. More details – together with the usual array of promos, freebies and recommendations – can be found below the frisky witch!
You can't outrun 'sexy' fate...
Get ready for Final Copulation!!
What's it about?
It's a riff on the 'Final Destination' films. You might remember in those movies a young person would have a premonition of an awful accident and would then prevent their friends from getting caught up in the disaster. But after their miraculous escape, fate would find increasingly elaborate ways to bump them off. Well, swap 'bump them off' for 'bump uglies' and you have the plot of my latest. How do these horny youngsters find themselves in situations where they "accidentally" cum for each other? Read and find out! 😂
Where do you get your crazy ideas from?
Well, this one's down to @vanillaerotic who tweeted about the concept and then kindly allowed me steal the idea when I expressed an interest in writing it. The erotica community is generous like that!
What sexual scenarios does it cover?
Well, we have some peeping, cam sex, blow jobs, showering, lots of cum and tits, some traditional ploughing, some MFF, and a bit of anal for a change!
Tell me a secret about it
The main gang are all named after famous horror movie icons. If you tell me the seven characters that inspired their names (not all of them are identical - some are derivatives) I'll send you a free audiobook link as a prize. Simply reply to this newsletter with your answers...
Can I read an excerpt?
Oh, go on then. Here's a bit when a girl accidentally gives the wrong guy her first blowjob...
Enjoying the preview? Get the whole thing here.
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A bumper crop of recommends!!
Lots to choose form this month covering a W-I-D-E variety of kinks. If something piques your interest then please consider supporting the author with a sale or some page reads 🥰
A selection of 'hands-free' erotica
Check out this collection of filthy audiobooks. What's the advantage of having both your hands free whilst someone talks dirty in your ear?
I couldn't possibly comment...
Show me the freebies!
Sign up to the newsletters of the authors below and you'll get to read an example of their erotically-charged work for free! And because it's Halloween, one of them is a seedy slide of monster erotica 😈
And a massive collection of free romantic smut. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness as consenting adults pound away at each other! 😘
That's all folks!
You'll notice I didn't manage to get my usual Medium offering in this month, so I'll try to rectify that by having something for you in a couple of weeks (complete with free 'friend link' for being a subscriber).
Until then... stay kinky x