From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
It's a Naughty New Year with THE HORN!
Twenty twenty phwoar!
Hello everyone and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I can't believe 2024 has come around so quickly! It's been a mad couple of months for me and so this first newsletter of the year is also the first in some time that doesn't have a new release for you – BUT DON'T DESPAIR... I've got plenty of other things to keep you occupied and aroused through January.
Firstly, you can win the chance for me to write some bespoke erotica just for you! Complete a survey for me and I'll randomly pick out a lucky winner who I will invite to brief my next Medium story. I will write about pretty much anything you want me to - so if you have a fantasy that you'd like brought to life with words, check out the survey link below!
I've also thrown the spotlight on one of my older classics, showcase some books from other authors that I think you might like, and have provided my usual collection of freebies.
So scroll down past the busty babe with the jaw-dropping jugs for all the details and let's start this new year with a bang! (Preferably the sort that involves two or more people)
Win a bespoke erotic short!
It's survey time again...
My subscriber list is ever-changing and I'm always curious what y'all do and don't like to read so that I know I'm writing stuff my fans want.
So I've got another survey for you to complete! Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes. And so long as you complete the question that provides your email, you'll go into the lucky dip for a chance to have me write a short erotic story just for you!
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Featured title:
Final Copulation
What's this all about, then?
You know that series of horror-thriller films where a bunch of nubile students miraculously escape death – but then 'fate' intervenes to dispatch them in increasingly convoluted ways? Well imagine that instead of getting 'bumped off' fate forces the horny protagonists to 'bump uglies'...
Go on...
In the Final Destination films, a vision of a fatal accident saves a group from impending doom. Well in this story, a vision of a drug and booze-induced orgy stops a gang of friends from getting to know each other in a host of inappropriate and relationship-ruining ways. But fate doesn't like to be messed with, and tries to make those couplings occur regardless...
What hook-ups are they trying to avoid
Well, there's the 'true loves waits' couple who would be shunned by their church if they indulged in sex before marriage. The guy with a crush on his brother's lonely army wife. The faithful boyfriend tempted by slutty identical twins. And the faithful girlfriend getting her first taste of BDE.
That cover above looks different to the one on Amazon...
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Check out some of my other titles
Have you read all my books yet? There's something to suit everyone. You can check out the whole library at books.hawklanderotica.com
Here is a small selection of my favourites...
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Some red hot recommendations this month!
I sometimes give you a rundown of what these recommendations are about but I feel like this month I've chosen a selection that are each pretty self-explanatory! Needless to say, they're all super spicy and indulgently filthy - so check them out!!
There's also a collection of high-quality smut for the discerning erotica fan. There are some devastatingly debauched tales presented here, so dip in and pick something that takes your fancy!
Show me the freebies!
You want to read an erotic story for NOTHING?! Well fine... but make sure you don't unsubscribe form these authors' newsletters as soon as you get your free gift. That's just bad form!
And don't forget this bumper collection of free stories. New and exciting titles are added to these all the time, so make sure you scroll through to discover any un-read treats!
That's all folks!
I will do my level best to bring you a brand new story for you all next month – and rather than another instalment of 'Sexhibitions' I think February might finally be the time to unleash my sexy billionaire erotic romance on you all! (I just need to finish the damn thing 😂)
Remember, you can send me a tip if you want to send me a belated xmas present. Every contribution - no matter how small - helps.
Until next time... stay kinky x
Erotica writer extraordinaire
From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
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Greetings from the distant past! Well... more like from about 2 weeks ago! As you read this, I'm probably sunning myself in another country. Or getting drunk on red wine in the south of Europe. Or admiring scantily-clad women wearing next to nothing. Possibly all three! But I couldn't interrupt your supply of smut for too long, so I've scheduled in this briefer-than-usual missive to tide you over until my triumphant return next month (when I'll hopefully have a brand new standalone book for...
A new chapter of The Horn begins This month, I'm positively GIDDY to share the news that my new Patreon and Ream services are NOW LIVE!! Read on to find out what this means for this newsletter (spoiler: not a lot!) and what it means for those willing to pay a little something every month (additional spoiler: LOADS MORE SMUT!) I've also got a new release to share with you, my usual glut of recommendations and freebies, and news of what I've got in store over the next few months. So scroll down...