Happy Valentine's Day!
It doesn't matter whether you see it as a romantic reason to get cosy with the object of your affections or a piece of commercialised trash designed to fleece couples whilst flipping the bird at singletons – we can all use this day as an excuse to practice a little self-love!
And to that end, I've got some freebies and bargains to help get you all in the mood!
Scroll down past the beckoning grey eyes of the bed-warming brunette with the bangin' boobs for all the details...
Your free medium story
A 100% true tale of mutual masturbation
This one time in my mid-twenties while I was slacking in my bedroom, my normally straight-laced housemate knocked on my door and asked me if I had any pornography she could watch. This is the true story of what happened next!
It's behind a paywall for everyone else but you can access it for free using this friends link.
'Final Copulation' is only 0.99!
Limited time only!!
I know I said I'd only do this if I got into the finals of the Golden Pigtail Awards but it turns out that news would have come too late to meet my newsletter deadline, so I'm treating you all regardless (and hoping I made the cut!).
Imagine the Final Destination films but instead of fate engineering elaborate ways to bump people off, it's creating convoluted ways to get people to bump uglies!
I had so much fun writing this and I think an early 3 star review on Amazon from someone not expecting a smut title has put some punters off - but do give it a try. Here's a quick excerpt:
Read the whole sordid tale for only 0.99 here. LIMITED TIME ONLY!
And – assuming I made the finals – don't forget to vote for the title in the 'Tickler Award for Parody/Comedy Erotica' section of the 2022 Golden Pigtails. If you voted in the semis you can still add your vote to help me in the final round! (You'll need to vote in all the categories but can click on 'Skip this Category' for all of them except mine...)
Thanks to those who did the survey
...and congratulations to the competition winner!!
Well, I now know a little more about (some of) you! And though it was a modest sample I'm already looking to get more age-gap scenarios and BDSM into my forthcoming tales. If that's not what you want from my tales then there's still time to offer your opinion...
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What it won't get you is a chance to win some bespoke smut because that prize has been claimed by lucky winner KRISTI ALEMAN who has already submitted her brief and has directed me to write a filthy tale about a normally reserved husband getting a little more demanding on a dirty weekend away. That will hopefully premier on Medium next month!
Pick a fantasy...
My growing library of smut has situations and scenarios to suit all kinks. So if there's something below that you haven't yet sampled, why not spend the equivalent of a decent coffee and get yourself tingly in all the right places!
A Valentine freebie collection!
I don't usually feature one of these in my mid-month newsletters but what the hey - I love you that much 😚
As always, this collection may feature plenty of titles you've sampled before but there's always a new author in there somewhere – or maybe something you just didn't notice before? And when they're 100% free there's no excuse not to give something a try...
More to cum next month!
I've got a bit more work to do on my next book until it's ready, so March may be my first month in a while where I don't have a new release for you. But I'll try to compensate with some tempting deals and offers!!
Until then... stay kinky x