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THE HORN brings a selection of erotic morsels to take you through Christmas!

Published 6 months ago • 4 min read

Baby, it's cold outside... So, stay indoors and read some of my scorching-hot smut! I believe it had been demonstrated in several articles appearing in many prestigious peer-reviewed journals that masturbating frequently and energetically whilst reading stimulates both body and mind and maintains a comfortable core temperature during the winter months. THAT, my friends, is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it but it remains SCIENTIFIC FACT! So what do I have for you in the run up...

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