From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
THE HORN brings a selection of erotic morsels to take you through Christmas!
Baby, it's cold outside...
So, stay indoors and read some of my scorching-hot smut! I believe it had been demonstrated in several articles appearing in many prestigious peer-reviewed journals that masturbating frequently and energetically whilst reading stimulates both body and mind and maintains a comfortable core temperature during the winter months.
THAT, my friends, is scientific fact.
There's no real evidence for it but it remains SCIENTIFIC FACT!
So what do I have for you in the run up to Christmas? Well, I've got Book 3 in the Sexhibitions saga ready for you - and this one takes place mainly in church, so as it's kind of apt. I'm not sure how the more devout Christians out there may feel about a randy vicar behaving completely inappropriately with two of his young female parishioners but I think most of you will get a real kick out of it! More details below!
There are also the usual recommendations and freebies, so let's not dawdle this month and get straight to it, shall we? Scroll down past the bathing beauty with the bangin' breasts for all the deets...
A brand new Sexhibition!
Book 3 is now available to purchase...
This one looks vaguely sacrilegious...
It's certainly borderline taboo! The vicar at the centre of the story is sexually frustrated, the virginal twin sisters who start to tease him are only just old enough, and the location of their trysts is wildly inappropriate. You'll love it!
What does 'Wanksy' have to do with all this?
He's only gone and modified a section of the pews to deliver potent stimulation between the thighs of any women sitting in the right seats when the organ plays.
And who are those women?
For those who like a bit of an age-gap you'll be pleased to hear they are just about old enough not to have the story banned by Amazon - but very inexperienced. Two sisters who figure a nervous, equally naive priest would be the perfect guy to 'experiment' with.
So we have some MFF action here?
Oh yes... fans of threesomes will have a ball with this one. Our randy vicar certainly does!
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Featured titles:
Taboo tales over at Smashwords
Why can't I get these on Amazon?
Because Amazon has very strict rules about pseudo-incest. And both these tales blur or cross that line! In fact, 'Just Can't Get Enough' used to be about step-siblings but after it got banned from Amazon, I re-wrote it so that the two protagonists were more closely related. Hey... readers on SmashWords like it as taboo as possible! (But for my own tastes, I prefer not to push things too far!)
Tell me about 'Just Can't Get Enough'
A rare medical condition means that without her medication, Margot is filled with an insatiable sexual lust that demands she orgasm and again – and after each time she needs filthier and kinkier stimulation to trigger her pain-relieving climaxes. Unfortunately, that's exactly the scenario she finds herself in when visiting her shy and inexperienced half-brother before he heads off to college. Will he be strong enough not to 'help out' when his sister asks for assistance getting herself off? (Spoiler: he is not)
Tell me about 'Unrelated Sexual Experiences'
An account of how a young man discovers after his 18th birthday that he was accidentally swapped at birth - and his family are not really his family. It would be a terrible ordeal for anyone - but the young women who he has thought of as 'sisters' for his whole life have an interesting way of cheering him up. Because they're not really his sisters, after all. Which means he has nothing to feel guilty about when they start taking his mind off things by taking their clothes off in front of him. And doing much more besides...
That second one seems ripe for a sequel...
Yeah, it definitely sets one up. Who knows? If it gets enough interest I might well dip back into the story...
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I know I do this a lot but I can't stress how much of a difference it makes when one of my books gets a positive review or a 4/5 star rating on Amazon. And after a tremendous run where ALL of my 25-odd titles were 4 stars or higher, some less than satisfied readers have brought the average scores down on a few of them 😠...
Which is FINE. I'm over it. Really, it doesn't bother me the least bit. (Secret insight: it DOES!) But if those among you who rate my output would go onto Amazon and punch my star ratings up for the tales you enjoyed, it would help ENORMOUSLY!!
And if you can leave a review that persuades other readers to take a punt on me, then all the better!!
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Check out some of my other titles
I'm edging closer to a milestone of 30 original titles. You can check out the full, ever-growing library at books.hawklanderotica.com​
Here is a small selection...
From $2.99/£2.49 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited
Featured recommendation
Fancy some guy-on-guy action?
The stories I write – and many of the recommendations I put your way –have a distinctly heterosexual vibe. Even when members of the same sex do get it on, it usually has a 'male fantasy' or 'lipstick lesbian' approach. So let's mix things up with this M/M age-gap romance that just might scratch an itch you never knew you had!
And here are some other delights covering a broad range of kinks and desires - including some festive themed filth! Some are cheeky, some are classy and some are... not subtle 😂
Good sir. May I have a freebie?
Well since you asked so nicely, yes you can! Both these titles are free if you subscribe to the lovely authors' newsletters!
And don't forget this festive sack of free stuff - again, each one just a few clicks and a subscribe away...
That's all folks!
It's been a busy couple of months for me outside of my smut writing and my output might slow down a bit in the New Year... but I'll be back with loads of new releases and announcements soon!
Remember, you can send me a tip if you want to send me a little Christmas present. Or simply buy one of my books!
Until next time... stay kinky x
Erotica writer extraordinaire
From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
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