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THE HORN brings you yet ANOTHER scintillating bundle!!

Published 21 days ago • 4 min read

Frisky Greetings to you all... I like to start every romantic encounter by asking my partner which shoe she'd prefer I climax over. Why? Because I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. 😂😂😂 Yes, it's a bold move to open my latest newsletter with a sexually explicit dad joke but I'm feeling a bit crazed today, so you'll just have to put up with it! A bout of COVID (my first, believe it or not!) managed to floor me this month and I'm only just getting back to full capacity. My latest...

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