Frisky Greetings to you all...

I like to start every romantic encounter by asking my partner which shoe she'd prefer I climax over.

Why?

Because I don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

😂😂😂

Yes, it's a bold move to open my latest newsletter with a sexually explicit dad joke but I'm feeling a bit crazed today, so you'll just have to put up with it! A bout of COVID (my first, believe it or not!) managed to floor me this month and I'm only just getting back to full capacity.

My latest standalone book isn't ready for you yet due to my illness but I hate to start the month without giving you something new to purchase, so I've pulled together a brand-new compilation of short stories to tempt you. I've also got a bunch of recommendations and freebies for you to dive into.

And I gave you that God-awful joke. What more do you want?! 😁

So scroll down past the temptress with her tongue on the toned torso and the brunette fondling her bath-foamed breasts for all the details...

Now available:

The Climax Collection: Volume 2

What's this all about, then?

I've collected 10 more of my favourite stories that were previously published (but no longer available) on Medium and bundled them together into another awesome book!

Does that mean I've read all of these stories before?

If you're a longstanding newsletter subscriber and you always take advantage of the free Medium 'friends codes' I provide in the middle of every month, then it's very likely. This is aimed more at new or non-subscribers who haven't had the chance to sample my Medium output. If you've only jumped on the bandwagon in the last six months or so, then there will be stories here you likely haven't read!

Of course, having a bunch of my stories in a single book on your Kindle might make for a tempting purchase even if you're familiar with them! (And, let's not be coy, you'd be helping me out massively if you contributed to my monthly sales...)

So what's included?

1. Teasing my sugar daddy's son: Young trophy girlfriend gives her partner's visiting son a thrill in the family bathroom
2. A thorough frisking: Horny employee temps the security guard she's crushing on to give her an unconventional strip search
3. Cheating with the au pair: Faithful husband's resolve cracks when the sexy childminder offers him what he covets
4. Team-building in my hotel room: Office crush doesn't know what he's let himself in for during a late-night hotel room visit
5. Maid in heaven: Busty cleaner gets an indecent proposal from a shy and polite guest - and takes pity on him
6. Decorating my sleeping housemate: Slutty gal tells her shy cohabiter that she'd like to be woken up under a sticky shower
7. Spicing up the marriage: Respectful husband is challenged to set up a kinky date, so ties his wife up in a seedy motel
8. Watching porn with my curious pal: A true story about the time my housemate and I indulged in some mutual masturbation
9. A graduation gift: 18-year-old stunner wants to show her teacher how grateful she is before she goes to college
10. Lessons in lesbianism: She goes to her dad's bisexual partner for lessons in how to pleasure her new girlfriend

Want to join my beta-read group?

I got some great advice last month from a reader who thought I'd benefit from establishing a beta reader group: a team of fans who would occasionally get one of my new titles early and for free in exchange for pointing out typos and potential improvements, and generally offering their opinion.

Does that sound like something you'd be interested in? Would you have the time every month to scour through my latest release and offer your two cents?

Well, reply to this newsletter telling me who you are, what you think you can bring to the beta-group and why I should choose you to be part of the dream team!

If I think you're a good match, I'll be in touch...

Currently available on Amazon...

Crazy to think that I've currently got 31 books for sale on Amazon! Sure, some of them are bundles and compilations but there are at least 25 original stories out there for your delectation! For the full library, visit books.hawklanderotica.com

If you're a fan of my writing, please check them out! But if you want some recommendations, here are some suggestions...

From $2.99/£2.49 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited

Check out these other books...

Recommended stories by awesome authors

This month, I'm giving a shout-out to a classic, steamy, sexually explicit romance between an alpha businessman and his no-nonsense employee. And for more light-hearted office shenanigans, check out Aileen's tale of consensual wife-sharing!

Show me the freebies!

I've got a BUMPER selection of free stories for you all this month - and all you have to do to read them is sign up for the newsletters of the lovely authors who are offering these scintillating samples...

And don't forget this collection of freebies. As always, new titles get added to promos like these every month, so don't be put off if many are familiar to you - there are bound to be new additions you haven't checked out yet!

That's all folks!

I'll have my new standalone story ready for you next month: a saucy tale of age gaps and inappropriate massage!

Remember, you can send me a tip if you want to reduce the likelihood of me throwing in the towel due to a month with next-to-no royalties.

Until next time... stay kinky x