From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
The Horn has arrived with news of a busty bundle!
Hello my beautiful debauchees!
You know I mean that in the most flattering sense, right? Wouldn't life be dull without some sleazy shennanigans between consenting adults? And let's be honest: reading about men and women taking their clothes off and experimenting with each other’s bodies in all sorts of sordid ways is a splendid way to wile away the time every now and then...
This month sees the long-awaited release of The Complete Donor Clinic Diaries: parts 1–5 all collected in one bargain-priced package. So if you've never sampled the tales of Becky's samples, now's a great time to dip in!
As always, I've also got a selection of recommendations and freebies, and I shine the spotlight on one of my older titles that I think deserves a little more love.
Scroll down past the terrific tits showing through the sunflower-shaded shawl for all the goodies!
The Complete Donor Clinic Diaries
All five releases in one sordid collection
That cover seems a bit too rude for Amazon!
That's because it's an exclusive variant cover just for you lucky subscribers. If you go to Amazon you'll see a far more respectable cover image, so don't be confused. I just thought some of you would like to see what the cover star's boobs looked like!
Remind me what this series is all about
Becky finds herself in charge of the 'sample collection' facility at a fertility clinic and begins to get turned on by the idea of tempting the men who visit to use her rather than the provided literature to provide a sample. At first she simply talks dirty to them over the phone. But each encounter pushes her further towards indefensible debauchery until the only reason men are making an appointment is so they can experience the joy of having Becky coax a deposit from them.
Is it just a lot of JOI and mutual masturbation?
Not at all! It starts out like that but various challenges arise to vex our intrepid heroine, forcing her to take a much more interactive role in the appointments as the plot develops.
Tell me a secret about it...
By far the most popular chapter – both in terms of traffic and reviews – is the third one, where an uppity patient forces Becky to play a submissive role while he dominates, degrades and talks down to her. Which I think says more about you guys than it does about me!
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Under the Spotlight:
Accidental Swingers
Every once in a while I like to big up one of my older books that newer subscribers might have missed, and this month I want to shower some love on one of my more romantic smut-fests!
What's it about?
A young couple are a perfect match in almost every way – except in the bedroom! When they finally consummate their love they're horrified to learn that their sexual expectations aren't particularly compatible.
But when they accidentally flag themselves as partner-swappers during a 'make-or-break' romantic getaway, the sexy swinging couple they make friends with open their eyes to the desire-sating advantages of swinging and group sex!
What kinks does it cover?
Well, partner-swapping (obviously). MFF, MFM, FF, plenty of breast play and big-dick penetration, oral, anal, and a delectable tit wank.
Tell us something secret about it...
It won't be much of a secret to those who are familiar with Steve Coogan's seminal comedy character but there's a rather blatant Alan Partridge quote smuggled in there when the penny finally drops for our hapless young protagonists - I'll leave you to work out which one. Clue: Will often shortens his partner Lindsay's name...
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A selection of my other stuff...
From $2.99/£2.49 or FREE with Kindle Unlimited
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Too Hot for Amazon!!
Taboo tales over at Smashwords
A woman with a medical condition that gives her an insatiable sexual appetite stays with her happy-to-accommodate half-brother. And the revelation on his 18th birthday that a shy boy was accidentally swapped at birth pays unexpected dividends when his 'not technically related' sisters try to cheer him up...
Featured recommendation
Filling in for the stripper is just the beginning...
Good ol' Anya can be relied upon to deliver the goods for a 'hot wife' tale and this one is particularly steamy. Ann travels with her husband to his friend's bachelor party, assuming she'll be left to sightsee on her own while the men get up to no good. But when the stripper cancels, Ann steps in... and with her husband's encouragement, goes a lot further than taking her clothes off!
And some other titles to get you hot under the collar...
Show me the freebies!
You skipped straight to this part of the newsletter AGAIN?!? I hope you occasionally pay for your smut 😆. I'm kidding, I love you regardless! Quite the variety this month - sign-up to the authors' newsletters to get the below stories for free!
And here's the semi-regular collection of free erotica from a multitude of my fellow authors. As always, seasoned readers will recognise many of the titles, but new authors are added every month and some authors rotate their freebies - so double-check you're not missing out on some free erotic literature you haven't sampled yet!
That's all folks!
Another bargain to come later this month together with your free 'friends link' to my latest smutty short on Medium.
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Until next time... stay kinky x
Erotica writer extraordinaire
From illicit age-gap relationships to kinky experimentations and everything in-between: voyeurism, manipulation, first-time, fantasy, massage, swinging, teasing, bicurious, taboo... if there's a sexual fantasy then I've probably written about it.
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