Don't fret... Get wet!

(or 'hard' for my male readers – but that didn't rhyme, so...)

Hi there! How goes it? 2025 is getting off to a very busy start for me BUT I managed to complete the latest chapter of my Porn Dimension series so you had something new to get off to in February! More info on the latest crazy (and sexy) instalment below...

There's also news of how you can help me get that first elusive Golden Pigtails win of my semi-pro career (go on... it'll make me happy!) and I've got LOADS of recommendations and freebies for you too!

This month I'm providing another of my double eye-candy pics to sate my fans who would rather gaze upon a washboard stomach than a beautiful pair of breasts (consider it a special treat for those who like to look at both!) so scroll down past the devilish duo discarding their duvets to display their dugs for all the deets!

NEW RELEASE:

Another instalment of my super sexy sci-fi saga!

Remind me what the plot is for this one...

Anson is dumped by his girlfriend after he ruins yet another bedroom encounter by taking his cues from porn videos rather than his partner. But after a freak accident, he finds himself in a world where the tropes and clichés of adult movies are not only encouraged but a part of everyday life!

What does Anson get up to in this book?

Well, the Anson we've been spending all our time with so far isn't actually featured in this chapter. Instead, we return from the Porn Dimension and see what's happening in our world with the version of Anson that our one swapped with.

Catch up on the previous entries of this series here.

So, are we going to find out how Alt-Anson ends up in a jail cell?

Well indeed! In his world, getting your dick out and propositioning women is a common and welcome occurrence. In our dimension? Not so much... Mind you, it's amazing what some naive charm, an eager-to-please attitude and a larger-than-average cock helps him get away with! And not just with his colleagues...

This a comedy, right?

Well, my beta readers have told me how much this series has made them laugh, and I'd be offended if it wasn't intentional. 😂 But there's plenty of spice between the chuckles. As one of my faithful proofers said: "This chapter was hot! And SO funny..." 🥰

Vote for me in the Golden Pigtails!

Yes, that time of year has come again when I'm thrilled to announce that some of you have deemed one or more of my works worthy of receiving an award in the annual celebration of self-published erotica authors. The wonderful Alexa Sommers organises all this around her own amazing smut writing, and she deserves muchos kudos.

But for the love of Eros, I'd really like not to come second or third this year in my categories!

So VOTE FOR ME. Please?!

The categories you're looking for are the "Beam Me Harder" Award for Fantasy/Sci-Fi Erotica for which Body Swap Swingers is up for the silverware. And the "Tickler" Award for Parody/Comedy Erotica where Book 1 of Trapped in the Porn Dimension gets a nod.

You can skip all the other categories if you're just voting to help me out – but if you see a title or author that you enjoyed last year, I'd encourage you to cast a vote for authors in the other sections too.

Reviews of my books

My full library of titles can be found at books.hawklanderotica.com

Can you believe that there are now FORTY separate books of mine out there?! And sure, some are compilations or bundles, but I never could have imagined when I started all this that I'd have published so many smut stories! And ALL OF THEM (bar one 🙄) are at least four stars on Amazon!

Some readers have even left some nice reviews on GoodReads...

This month's recommendations

Two scintillating 'enemies-to-lovers' tales for you this month. L.M. Mountford brings you a Hollywood-set tale that pushes a few boundaries in 'Uncovered' – while Lara Norman goes subtle with the incredibly understated title 'Fu*ck Me like you Hate Me'. Incredible what a well-placed asterisk lets you get away with on Amazon these days 😂

And if you like a lot of bang for your buck, you should check out this promo that's FULL TO THE BRIM with bundles and collected stories. These are often the most cost-effective sources of literary porn because the authors tend to give you a complete series for a LOT LESS than the individual books. So check it out!!

Show me the freebies!

Hello bargain hunter. Did you skip straight to this section AGAIN?! After all the time and effort I put into writing the other sections too... But I still love you. And to prove it, here are some free stories featuring sissy girls, monster girls, hot wives and fruity MILFs.

And I know many of my subscribers will like THIS promo... a collection of FREE TABOO EROTICA. Some of it is borderline wrong, and some of it is very wrong, but ALL OF IT is completely free – just click on something you like the look of and sign up for the author's newsletter!

That's all folks!

Next month, I hope to have news of the oft-delayed audio version of one of my most popular works. So, if the idea of a filthy British woman narrating the sexual adventures of a big-breasted pleasure-seeker sounds appealing, stay tuned! But before that, my exclusive mid-month bonus newsletter will arrive – and this one has LOADSA freebies...

Remember, you can send me a tip if you want to say 'thank you' for everything I do. I'm a struggling independent author, so every little helps!

Until next time... stay kinky x